Let's test your convincing skills

Let's pretend i don't have any current consoles and don't know anything about video games. Now, let's say i'm on this board, asking what console and what handheld i should get. So now you try to convince me to purchase your console of choice, and i'll act ignorant and ask questions like i don't know anything. Begin! Let's test your convincing skills
FGI MOFO! .....:PLet's test your convincing skills
Buy the Wii, Xbox 360 and PS3 and upgrade your PC or I'll kill you.
SmokeSo i would buy a Wii because it has a wide variety of...Smokecasual and hardcore games, unlike...SmokeThe 360 and Ps3 that appeal exclusivly to a hardcore market.Are you smoking yet?
[QUOTE=''Shazenab'']SmokeSo i would buy a Wii because it has a wide variety of...Smokecasual and hardcore games, unlike...SmokeThe 360 and Ps3 that appeal exclusivly to a hardcore market.Are you smoking yet?[/QUOTE]Family guy. very nice
Buy a PS3, because it can take you to the 4th Dimension :
|Don't buy a handheld, it's just an encouragement for muggers :wink:Sides... isn't playing a portable in a basement a bit redundant?
Buy the Wii and 360 because 300 hundred spartans gave their last breathe to defend them!!!!11!1!!On a serious note, I can't really say anything unless your interest in going online on you console. It even has the ability interact with different worlds outside of ours....:o
[QUOTE=''leejohnson7''] Don't buy a handheld, it's just an encouragement for muggers :wink:Sides... isn't playing a portable in a basement a bit redundant?[/QUOTE] The original DS could be used as a miniature shield. :P
[QUOTE=''MetroidPrimePwn'']Buy a PS3, because it can take you to the 4th Dimension :|[/QUOTE]Why are marketing BS and metaphors taken so seriously.
[QUOTE=''soldier-dark''][QUOTE=''leejohnson7''] Don't buy a handheld, it's just an encouragement for muggers :wink:Sides... isn't playing a portable in a basement a bit redundant?[/QUOTE] The original DS could be used as a miniature shield. :P[/QUOTE]Or a repellent :wink:
Can I have another go?Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
how about i take your money, now if your still unconvinced im gonna go buy new shoes with your console money
[QUOTE=''ithilgore2006'']Can I have another go?Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell![/QUOTE]Simpsons?
[QUOTE=''wolverine4262''][QUOTE=''ithilgore2006'']Can I have another go?Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell![/QUOTE]Simpsons? [/QUOTE]Aye. Ok one more try.Buy a Wii, head_of_games, and I will make your name the greatest in Koridai, or else you will die!